[Script for The Spoony Experiment: Judge Dredd] [Copyright 2006 Noah Antwiler] Judge Dredd. Sounds badass until you hear his first name is Lindsey. Hm…JODGE DRED-D. "My name's Friday. I carry a badge." Dune. Arrakis. Desert planet. Jurgen went on to do much better things, like um...House of the Dead? No... Ferguson: named after a toilet. Makes sense. "Live the good life in the off-world colonies. Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless. Pull up! Pull up! Woof! Ruff! It's just hard for me to watch any Stallone movie without wishing it had Eye of the Tiger as its theme. "700 feet-- wait..." Ah, yeah, I guess they heard Rob Schneider was moving in. Loot the Thousand Credit Store! Ah, the Taco Bell Robot Share and enjoy! Look guys, it's Deuce Bigalow! Sony announces the price of the Playstation 3! Oh ya hey. I think it's that rap music that makes kids so violent. Oh ya. Abbott and Costello? You need to be secure in your sexuality to wear gold football pads and a massive codpiece. "I'm ready for some football." "You have...the right...to remain...silent..." It's almost like Dredd knows the Stormtrooper Effect is in place here. "Oh and by the way. I am DA LAW." Yeah nice shot hitting the broad side of a building, sir! How did I get on da roof? That is so not the sound a gun makes. Double whammy? Now you're just making stuff up. "Where was I?" "Murdock..." "I want...a corn dog." "Mega City Code 6614: Appearing in The Animal. That's six years." (Woulda been legal) Nah then you'd have got him for littering. (I've heard it all) "Ever since Demolition Man." Hey! It's a Deceptecon!! Dictator for life, Sheriff Arpaio. This movie is painful. "Tita rainiz?" Ooooh, man I'm stiff from riding my bike all day... Tonight on Hard Copy. "Hail Ming." "And every fan of the comic just puked at once." (Now you are) "Aw quit it sir, yer makin' me blush, man..." (I remember what you taught me) Yeah, there was a bunch of chicken-chasing and beating up frozen meat... (Ethics) Whuuuuh? Asspen Penal Colony? Eew, this must be the prison for sex offenders... Oh no, this is where they shot Space Mutiny! [Magneto] "Why do you come here, Charles?" (Miller, Warden.) "Password *ah-choo!* *guns shoot him down* aaaah!" (only until they become perpetrators) I can't remember if that's Skinner or Jung... Triple-turtlenecks really caught on in the future. An iPod! I called that... They might have seen that coming if they weren't wearing completely opaque visors. (Range: 500 km) "And a CD player." (Malfunction) Must be running Windows. (The Law) "No wait, that's the Koran." ("beyond these city walls...") to the Gray Havens and beyond the Sundering Seas... Oh good, so not only will we see Dredd without his helmet, now he's going to be nude. (had a friend?) "Well there was this one guy named Mick..." (what happened?) "He left me for another Judge." "A new life awaits you!" <00:25:21>This guy's performance lacks the subtlety of say, Steven Seagal. <00:25:22> <00:25:23> <00:25:24> <00:25:25> <00:25:26> <00:25:27> <00:25:28> <00:25:29>So they have summary executions, but no gun control. <00:25:30> <00:25:31> <00:25:32> <00:25:33> <00:25:34> <00:25:35> <00:25:36> <00:25:37> <00:25:38> <00:25:39> <00:25:40> <00:25:41>”I’m looking for a giant novelty statue of the Virgin Mary.” <00:25:42> <00:25:43> <00:25:44> <00:25:45> <00:25:46> <00:25:47> <00:25:48> <00:25:49> <00:25:50> <00:25:51> <00:25:52> <00:25:53> <00:25:54>”Come around here often? Oh wait…” <00:25:55> <00:25:56> <00:25:57> <00:25:58> <00:25:59> <00:26:00> <00:26:01> <00:26:02> <00:26:03> <00:26:04> <00:26:05> <00:26:06> <00:26:07> <00:26:08> <00:26:09>Oof. That joke landed with a thud. <00:26:10> <00:26:11> <00:26:12> <00:26:13> <00:26:14> <00:26:15> <00:26:16> <00:26:17> <00:26:18> <00:26:19> <00:26:20> <00:26:21> <00:26:22> <00:26:23> <00:26:24> <00:26:25> <00:26:26> <00:26:27> <00:26:28> <00:26:29>”It’s still in shrinkwrap! You’ll ruin it’s collectibility!” <00:26:30> <00:26:31> <00:26:32> <00:26:33> <00:26:34> <00:26:35> <00:26:36> <00:26:37> <00:26:38> <00:26:39> <00:26:40> <00:26:41> <00:26:42> <00:26:43> <00:26:44> <00:26:45> <00:26:46> <00:26:47> <00:26:48> <00:26:49> <00:26:50> <00:26:51> <00:26:52> <00:26:53> <00:26:54> <00:26:55>He’s looking for its USB port. <00:26:56> <00:26:57> <00:26:58> <00:26:59> <00:27:00> <00:27:01> <00:27:02>So the disabled war machine can be repaired by crossin’ a couple of wires. <00:27:03> <00:27:04> <00:27:05> <00:27:06> <00:27:07> <00:27:08> <00:27:09> <00:27:10> <00:27:11> <00:27:12> <00:27:13> <00:27:14> <00:27:15> <00:27:16> <00:27:17> <00:27:18> <00:27:19> <00:27:20> <00:27:21>Take look at THESE HANDS! <00:27:22> <00:27:23> <00:27:24> <00:27:25> <00:27:26> <00:27:27> <00:27:28>”STAARRRRS” <00:27:29> <00:27:30> <00:27:31> <00:27:32> <00:27:33> <00:27:34> <00:27:35> <00:27:36> <00:27:37> <00:27:38> <00:27:39> <00:27:40> <00:27:41> <00:27:42> <00:27:43> <00:27:44> <00:27:45> <00:27:46> <00:27:47> <00:27:48> <00:27:49> <00:27:50>”OIL CAN.” <00:27:51> <00:27:52> <00:27:53> <00:27:54>”WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR…” <00:27:55> <00:27:56> <00:27:57> <00:27:58> <00:27:59> <00:28:00> <00:28:01> <00:28:02> <00:28:03> <00:28:04> <00:28:05> <00:28:06> <00:28:07> <00:28:08> <00:28:09> <00:28:10>Many are called, few are chosen. <00:28:11> <00:28:12> <00:28:13> <00:28:14> <00:28:15> <00:28:16> <00:28:17> <00:28:18> <00:28:19> <00:28:20> <00:28:21> <00:28:22> <00:28:23> <00:28:24>SEIG HEIL! <00:28:25> <00:28:26> <00:28:27> <00:28:28> <00:28:29> <00:28:30> <00:28:31> <00:28:32> <00:28:33> <00:28:34> <00:28:35> <00:28:36> <00:28:37> <00:28:38> <00:28:39> <00:28:40> <00:28:41> <00:28:42>Halle Berry must be driving again. <00:28:43> <00:28:44> <00:28:45> <00:28:46> <00:28:47> <00:28:48> <00:28:49> <00:28:50> <00:28:51> <00:28:52> <00:28:53> <00:28:54> <00:28:55> <00:28:56> <00:28:57> <00:28:58> <00:28:59> <00:29:00> <00:29:01> <00:29:02> <00:29:03> <00:29:04> <00:29:05> <00:29:06> <00:29:07> <00:29:08> <00:29:09> <00:29:10> <00:29:11> <00:29:12> <00:29:13> <00:29:14> <00:29:15>Yeah that’s good. Annoy the bitch with a grenade launcher on her hip. <00:29:16> <00:29:17> <00:29:18> <00:29:19> <00:29:20> <00:29:21> <00:29:22> <00:29:23>”This chick bothering you?” <00:29:24> <00:29:25> <00:29:26> <00:29:27> <00:29:28> <00:29:29> <00:29:30> <00:29:31> <00:29:32>”Hmmmm… I AM DA LAW!” <00:29:33> <00:29:34> <00:29:35> <00:29:36> <00:29:37> <00:29:38> <00:29:39> <00:29:40> <00:29:41> <00:29:42> <00:29:43> <00:29:44> <00:29:45> <00:29:46> <00:29:47> <00:29:48> <00:29:49> <00:29:50> <00:29:51> <00:29:52> <00:29:53> <00:29:54> <00:29:55> <00:29:56> <00:29:57> <00:29:58>Dredd has impulse control issues. <00:29:59> <00:30:00> <00:30:01> <00:30:02> <00:30:03> <00:30:04> <00:30:05> <00:30:06> <00:30:07> <00:30:08>”Yo?” <00:30:09> <00:30:10> <00:30:11> <00:30:12> <00:30:13> <00:30:14> <00:30:15> <00:30:16> <00:30:17> <00:30:18> <00:30:19> <00:30:20> <00:30:21> <00:30:22> <00:30:23> <00:30:24> <00:30:25> <00:30:26> <00:30:27> <00:30:28> <00:30:29> <00:30:30>”Don’t laugh at my uniform. It’s not a dress.” <00:30:31> <00:30:32> <00:30:33> <00:30:34> <00:30:35> <00:30:36> <00:30:37> <00:30:38> <00:30:39> <00:30:40> <00:30:41> <00:30:42> <00:30:43>”Why Dredd, you’ve been crying.” <00:30:44> <00:30:45> <00:30:46> <00:30:47> <00:30:48> <00:30:49> <00:30:50> <00:30:51> <00:30:52> <00:30:53> <00:30:54> <00:30:55> <00:30:56>”Do I believe a conviction means death? Well yeah.” <00:30:57> <00:30:58> <00:30:59> <00:31:00> <00:31:01> <00:31:02> <00:31:03> <00:31:04> <00:31:05> <00:31:06> <00:31:07> <00:31:08> <00:31:09> <00:31:10> <00:31:11> <00:31:12> <00:31:13> <00:31:14> <00:31:15> <00:31:16> <00:31:17> <00:31:18> <00:31:19>Max von Sydow as Judge Geritol. <00:31:20> <00:31:21> <00:31:22> <00:31:23> <00:31:24> <00:31:25> <00:31:26> <00:31:27> <00:31:28> <00:31:29> <00:31:30>”And she’s hot.” <00:31:31> <00:31:32> <00:31:33> <00:31:34> <00:31:35> <00:31:36> <00:31:37> <00:31:38> <00:31:39> <00:31:40>”Are we gonna get to win this time?” <00:31:41> <00:31:42> <00:31:43> <00:31:44> <00:31:45> <00:31:46> <00:31:47> <00:31:48> <00:31:49>”Am I evil in this movie, or is it Jurgen’s turn…” <00:31:50> <00:31:51> <00:31:52> <00:31:53> <00:31:54> <00:31:55> <00:31:56> <00:31:57> <00:31:58> <00:31:59> <00:32:00>”Anderton wait!” <00:32:01> <00:32:02> <00:32:03> <00:32:04> <00:32:05> <00:32:06> <00:32:07>Thank you! we get the picture! <00:32:08> <00:32:09> <00:32:10> <00:32:11> <00:32:12> <00:32:13> <00:32:14> <00:32:15> <00:32:16> <00:32:17> <00:32:18> <00:32:19>Whoa. Judge Mary Worth is tough. <00:32:20> <00:32:21> <00:32:22> <00:32:23> <00:32:24> <00:32:25> <00:32:26> <00:32:27> <00:32:28> <00:32:29> <00:32:30> <00:32:31> <00:32:32> <00:32:33> <00:32:34> <00:32:35> <00:32:36> <00:32:37> <00:32:38> <00:32:39> <00:32:40> <00:32:41> <00:32:42>Spends a lot of time making fake celebrity porn, so he knows it when he sees it. <00:32:43> <00:32:44> <00:32:45> <00:32:46> <00:32:47> <00:32:48> <00:32:49> <00:32:50> <00:32:51> <00:32:52> <00:32:53> <00:32:54> <00:32:55> <00:32:56> <00:32:57> <00:32:58> <00:32:59> <00:33:00> <00:33:01> <00:33:02> <00:33:03> <00:33:04> <00:33:05> <00:33:06> <00:33:07> <00:33:08> <00:33:09> <00:33:10> <00:33:11> <00:33:12> <00:33:13> <00:33:14>”GUILTY!! I mean, Overruled.” <00:33:15> <00:33:16> <00:33:17> <00:33:18> <00:33:19> <00:33:20> <00:33:21> <00:33:22> <00:33:23> <00:33:24> <00:33:25> <00:33:26> <00:33:27> <00:33:28> <00:33:29>”BOO-YAH!” <00:33:30> <00:33:31> <00:33:32> <00:33:33> <00:33:34> <00:33:35> <00:33:36> <00:33:37> <00:33:38> <00:33:39> <00:33:40> <00:33:41> <00:33:42> <00:33:43> <00:33:44> <00:33:45>”Liar liar pants on fire.” <00:33:46> <00:33:47> <00:33:48> <00:33:49> <00:33:50> <00:33:51> <00:33:52> <00:33:53> <00:33:54> <00:33:55> <00:33:56> <00:33:57> <00:33:58> <00:33:59> <00:34:00>Ooh, Central computer sounds sexy. <00:34:01> <00:34:02> <00:34:03> <00:34:04> <00:34:05> <00:34:06> <00:34:07> <00:34:08> <00:34:09> <00:34:10> <00:34:11> <00:34:12> <00:34:13> <00:34:14> <00:34:15> <00:34:16> <00:34:17> <00:34:18> <00:34:19> <00:34:20> <00:34:21> <00:34:22> <00:34:23> <00:34:24> <00:34:25> <00:34:26> <00:34:27> <00:34:28> <00:34:29> <00:34:30> <00:34:31> <00:34:32> <00:34:33> <00:34:34> <00:34:35> <00:34:36> <00:34:37> <00:34:38> <00:34:39> <00:34:40>Gee, that would have been useful information for the defense. <00:34:41> <00:34:42> <00:34:43> <00:34:44> <00:34:45> <00:34:46> <00:34:47> <00:34:48> <00:34:49> <00:34:50> <00:34:51> <00:34:52> <00:34:53> <00:34:54> <00:34:55> <00:34:56> <00:34:57> <00:34:58> <00:34:59> <00:35:00> <00:35:01> <00:35:02> <00:35:03> <00:35:04> <00:35:05> <00:35:06> <00:35:07>Aarrgh! <00:35:08> <00:35:09> <00:35:10> <00:35:11> <00:35:12> <00:35:13> <00:35:14> <00:35:15> <00:35:16> <00:35:17> <00:35:18>”You gotta cut me, Mick!” <00:35:19> <00:35:20> <00:35:21> <00:35:22> <00:35:23> <00:35:24> <00:35:25> <00:35:26> <00:35:27>Mistrial? Anyone? <00:35:28> <00:35:29> <00:35:30> <00:35:31> <00:35:32> <00:35:33> <00:35:34> <00:35:35> <00:35:36> <00:35:37> <00:35:38> <00:35:39> <00:35:40> <00:35:41> <00:35:42> <00:35:43> <00:35:44> <00:35:45> <00:35:46> <00:35:47> <00:35:48> <00:35:49>”And me in a dress.” <00:35:50> <00:35:51> <00:35:52> <00:35:53> <00:35:54> <00:35:55> <00:35:56> <00:35:57> <00:35:58> <00:35:59> <00:36:00> <00:36:01> <00:36:02> <00:36:03>”Speaking of Rico, didn’t he escape?” <00:36:04> <00:36:05> <00:36:06> <00:36:07> <00:36:08> <00:36:09> <00:36:10> <00:36:11> <00:36:12> <00:36:13> <00:36:14> <00:36:15> <00:36:16> <00:36:17> <00:36:18> <00:36:19> <00:36:20> <00:36:21> <00:36:22> <00:36:23> <00:36:24> <00:36:25> <00:36:26> <00:36:27> <00:36:28> <00:36:29>I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Das Boot over there is evil. <00:36:30> <00:36:31> <00:36:32> <00:36:33> <00:36:34> <00:36:35> <00:36:36> <00:36:37> <00:36:38> <00:36:39>You haven’t graduated yet? <00:36:40> <00:36:41> <00:36:42> <00:36:43> <00:36:44> <00:36:45> <00:36:46> <00:36:47> <00:36:48> <00:36:49> <00:36:50> <00:36:51> <00:36:52> <00:36:53> <00:36:54> <00:36:55> <00:36:56>MWA HA HA <00:36:57> <00:36:58> <00:36:59> <00:37:00> <00:37:01> <00:37:02> <00:37:03> <00:37:04> <00:37:05> <00:37:06> <00:37:07> <00:37:08> <00:37:09> <00:37:10> <00:37:11> <00:37:12> <00:37:13> <00:37:14> <00:37:15> <00:37:16> <00:37:17>Guilty! Guility! <00:37:18> <00:37:19> <00:37:20> <00:37:21> <00:37:22> <00:37:23> <00:37:24> <00:37:25> <00:37:26> <00:37:27> <00:37:28>The spanking machine. <00:37:29> <00:37:30> <00:37:31> <00:37:32> <00:37:33> <00:37:34> <00:37:35> <00:37:36> <00:37:37> <00:37:38> <00:37:39> <00:37:40>”So Hershey, get that top off. No!” <00:37:41> <00:37:42> <00:37:43> <00:37:44> <00:37:45> <00:37:46> <00:37:47> <00:37:48> <00:37:49>Whoa! Check out that booger in Max’s nose! <00:37:50> <00:37:51> <00:37:52> <00:37:53> <00:37:54> <00:37:55> <00:37:56> <00:37:57> <00:37:58> <00:37:59> <00:38:00> <00:38:01> <00:38:02> <00:38:03> <00:38:04> <00:38:05> <00:38:06> <00:38:07>”I’ll have a large pepperoni, double-cheese…” <00:38:08> <00:38:09> <00:38:10> <00:38:11> <00:38:12> <00:38:13> <00:38:14> <00:38:15> <00:38:16> <00:38:17> <00:38:18> <00:38:19> <00:38:20> <00:38:21> <00:38:22> <00:38:23> <00:38:24> <00:38:25>”He could have pardoned me or…” <00:38:26> <00:38:27> <00:38:28> <00:38:29> <00:38:30> <00:38:31> <00:38:32> <00:38:33> <00:38:34> <00:38:35> <00:38:36> <00:38:37> <00:38:38> <00:38:39> <00:38:40> <00:38:41> <00:38:42> <00:38:43> <00:38:44>So much for the appeals process. “Your honor—“ “Shut the fuck up!” <00:38:45> <00:38:46> <00:38:47> <00:38:48> <00:38:49> <00:38:50> <00:38:51> <00:38:52> <00:38:53> <00:38:54> <00:38:55> <00:38:56> <00:38:57> <00:38:58> <00:38:59> <00:39:00> <00:39:01> <00:39:02> <00:39:03> <00:39:04> <00:39:05> <00:39:06> <00:39:07> <00:39:08> <00:39:09> <00:39:10> <00:39:11> <00:39:12> <00:39:13> <00:39:14>And never darken our carpets again! <00:39:15> <00:39:16> <00:39:17> <00:39:18> <00:39:19> <00:39:20> <00:39:21> <00:39:22> <00:39:23> <00:39:24> <00:39:25> <00:39:26> <00:39:27Let his codpiece be sundered in twain! <00:39:28> <00:39:29> <00:39:30> <00:39:31> <00:39:32> <00:39:33> <00:39:34> <00:39:35> <00:39:36> <00:39:37> <00:39:38> <00:39:39> <00:39:40> <00:39:41> <00:39:42> <00:39:43> <00:39:44> <00:39:45> <00:39:46> <00:39:47> <00:39:48> <00:39:49> <00:39:50> <00:39:51> <00:39:52> <00:39:53> <00:39:54> <00:39:55> <00:39:56> <00:39:57> <00:39:58> <00:39:59> <00:40:00> <00:40:01> <00:40:02> <00:40:03>So Max couldn’t afford an apartment in town? <00:40:04> <00:40:05> <00:40:06> <00:40:07> <00:40:08> <00:40:09> <00:40:10> <00:40:11> <00:40:12> <00:40:13>He’s leaving Jabba’s palace! <00:40:14> <00:40:15> <00:40:16> <00:40:17> <00:40:18> <00:40:19> <00:40:20> <00:40:21> <00:40:22> <00:40:23> <00:40:24> <00:40:25> <00:40:26> <00:40:27> <00:40:28> <00:40:29> <00:40:30>Max von Sydow is Beyond Thunderdome. <00:40:31> <00:40:32> <00:40:33> <00:40:34> <00:40:35> <00:40:36> <00:40:37> <00:40:38> <00:40:39> <00:40:40> <00:40:41> <00:40:42>So much for his pension plan. <00:40:43> <00:40:44> <00:40:45> <00:40:46>”Taxi?” <00:40:47> <00:40:48> <00:40:49> <00:40:50> <00:40:51> <00:40:52> <00:40:53> <00:40:54> <00:40:55> <00:40:56> <00:40:57> <00:40:58> <00:40:59> <00:41:00> <00:41:01> <00:41:02> <00:41:03> <00:41:04>Awright! Please take your clothes off, oh please oh please… <00:41:05> <00:41:06> <00:41:07> <00:41:08> <00:41:09> <00:41:10> <00:41:11> <00:41:12> <00:41:13>Huh. Nothing but Hai Karate and spare helmets. <00:41:14> <00:41:15> <00:41:16> <00:41:17> <00:41:18> <00:41:19> <00:41:20> <00:41:21> <00:41:22> <00:41:23> <00:41:24> <00:41:25> <00:41:26> <00:41:27> <00:41:28>(baby) “I am da law!” <00:41:29> <00:41:30> <00:41:31> <00:41:32> <00:41:33> <00:41:34> <00:41:35> <00:41:36> <00:41:37> <00:41:38> <00:41:39> <00:41:40> <00:41:41> <00:41:42> <00:41:43> <00:41:44> <00:41:45> <00:41:46> <00:41:47> <00:41:48> <00:41:49>Now how did THAT sneak in the Halls of Justice? <00:41:50> <00:41:51> <00:41:52> <00:41:53> <00:41:54> <00:41:55> <00:41:56> <00:41:57> <00:41:58> <00:41:59> <00:42:00> <00:42:01> <00:42:02> <00:42:03> <00:42:04> <00:42:05> <00:42:06> <00:42:07> <00:42:08> <00:42:09> <00:42:10>I mean, good timing! <00:42:11> <00:42:12> <00:42:13> <00:42:14> <00:42:15> <00:42:16> <00:42:17> <00:42:18> <00:42:19> <00:42:20>Jurgen, evil? The hell you say! <00:42:21> <00:42:22> <00:42:23> <00:42:24> <00:42:25> <00:42:26> <00:42:27> <00:42:28> <00:42:29> <00:42:30> <00:42:31> <00:42:32> <00:42:33> <00:42:34> <00:42:35> <00:42:36> <00:42:37> <00:42:38> <00:42:39> <00:42:40> <00:42:41> <00:42:42> <00:42:43> <00:42:44> <00:42:45>Whoa! Stop eating the scenery! We’ll need that! <00:42:46> <00:42:47> <00:42:48> <00:42:49> <00:42:50> <00:42:51> <00:42:52> <00:42:53> <00:42:54> <00:42:55> <00:42:56> <00:42:57> <00:42:58> <00:42:59> <00:43:00> <00:43:01> <00:43:02>How is it your clones and he looks nothing like you? <00:43:03> <00:43:04> <00:43:05> <00:43:06> <00:43:07> <00:43:08> <00:43:09> <00:43:10> <00:43:11> <00:43:12> <00:43:13> <00:43:14> <00:43:15> <00:43:16> <00:43:17> <00:43:18> <00:43:19> <00:43:20>Can I fix you a drink? <00:43:21> <00:43:22> <00:43:23> <00:43:24> <00:43:25> <00:43:26> <00:43:27> <00:43:28> <00:43:29> <00:43:30> <00:43:31> <00:43:32> <00:43:33> <00:43:34> <00:43:35> <00:43:36> <00:43:37>”Nobody overacts bigger than me, do you hear? NOBODY!” <00:43:38> <00:43:39> <00:43:40> <00:43:41> <00:43:42> <00:43:43> <00:43:44> <00:43:45> <00:43:46> <00:43:47> <00:43:48> <00:43:49> <00:43:50>”You want the truth? I AM THE TRUTH!” Wait… <00:43:51> <00:43:52> <00:43:53> <00:43:54> <00:43:55> <00:43:56> <00:43:57> <00:43:58> <00:43:59> <00:44:00> <00:44:01> <00:44:02> <00:44:03> <00:44:04> <00:44:05> <00:44:06> <00:44:07> <00:44:08> <00:44:09> <00:44:10> <00:44:11> <00:44:12>”And if you look out the window to your left, you’ll see scenic Aspen <00:44:13> <00:44:14> <00:44:15> <00:44:16> <00:44:17> <00:44:18> <00:44:19> <00:44:20> <00:44:21> <00:44:22> <00:44:23>Aw man I had the worst dream I was in a movie with Jean-Claude van Damme and it was about pants… <00:44:24> <00:44:25> <00:44:26> <00:44:27> <00:44:28> <00:44:29> <00:44:30> <00:44:31> <00:44:32> <00:44:33> <00:44:34> <00:44:35> <00:44:36> <00:44:37> <00:44:38> <00:44:39> <00:44:40> <00:44:41> <00:44:42>”I’m an icky elf!” <00:44:43> <00:44:44> <00:44:45> <00:44:46> <00:44:47> <00:44:48> <00:44:49> <00:44:50> <00:44:51> <00:44:52> <00:44:53> <00:44:54> <00:44:55> <00:44:56> <00:44:57> <00:44:58> <00:44:59> <00:45:00> <00:45:01> <00:45:02> <00:45:03> <00:45:04> <00:45:05> <00:45:06> <00:45:07> <00:45:08> <00:45:09>”Touche.” <00:45:10> <00:45:11> <00:45:12> <00:45:13> <00:45:14> <00:45:15> <00:45:16> <00:45:17> <00:45:18> <00:45:19> <00:45:20> <00:45:21> <00:45:22> <00:45:23> <00:45:24> <00:45:25> <00:45:26> <00:45:27> <00:45:28> <00:45:29> <00:45:30> <00:45:31> <00:45:32> <00:45:33> <00:45:34>Look out for the Tusken Raiders! <00:45:35> <00:45:36> <00:45:37> <00:45:38> <00:45:39> <00:45:40> <00:45:41> <00:45:42> <00:45:43> <00:45:44> <00:45:45> <00:45:46>Ah, your average NASCAR family. <00:45:47> <00:45:48> <00:45:49> <00:45:50> <00:45:51> <00:45:52> <00:45:53> <00:45:54>Hey, look back there, it’s Jayne from Firefly. <00:45:55> <00:45:56> <00:45:57> <00:45:58> <00:45:59> <00:46:00> <00:46:01> <00:46:02> <00:46:03> <00:46:04> <00:46:05> <00:46:06> <00:46:07> <00:46:08> <00:46:09> <00:46:10>Why don’t we play the quiet game until we get there. <00:46:11> <00:46:12> <00:46:13> <00:46:14> <00:46:15> <00:46:16> <00:46:17> <00:46:18> <00:46:19> <00:46:20> <00:46:21> <00:46:22>HOOOOO-WEEE! <00:46:23> <00:46:24> <00:46:25> <00:46:26> <00:46:27> <00:46:28> <00:46:29> <00:46:30> <00:46:31> <00:46:32>”OH WHOA! Clyde, let go of the fucking trigger!” <00:46:33> <00:46:34> <00:46:35> <00:46:36> <00:46:37> <00:46:38> <00:46:39> <00:46:40> <00:46:41> <00:46:42> <00:46:43> <00:46:44> <00:46:45> <00:46:46> <00:46:47> <00:46:48> <00:46:49> <00:46:50> <00:46:51> <00:46:52> <00:46:53> <00:46:54> <00:46:55>This new season of Lost isn’t that good. <00:46:56> <00:46:57> <00:46:58> <00:46:59> <00:47:00> <00:47:01> <00:47:02> <00:47:03> <00:47:04> <00:47:05> <00:47:06> <00:47:07> <00:47:08> <00:47:09> <00:47:10> <00:47:11> <00:47:12> <00:47:13> <00:47:14> <00:47:15> <00:47:16> <00:47:17> <00:47:18> <00:47:19> <00:47:20> <00:47:21> <00:47:22> <00:47:23> <00:47:24>This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. <00:47:25> <00:47:26> <00:47:27> <00:47:28> <00:47:29> <00:47:30> <00:47:31> <00:47:32> <00:47:33> <00:47:34> <00:47:35> Contact your network administrator. <00:47:36> <00:47:37> <00:47:38> <00:47:39> <00:47:40> <00:47:41> <00:47:42> <00:47:43> <00:47:44> <00:47:45> <00:47:46> <00:47:47> <00:47:48> <00:47:49> <00:47:50> <00:47:51> <00:47:52> <00:47:53> <00:47:54> <00:47:55> <00:47:56> <00:47:57> <00:47:58> <00:47:59> <00:48:00> <00:48:01> <00:48:02> <00:48:03> <00:48:04> <00:48:05> <00:48:06> <00:48:07> <00:48:08> <00:48:09> <00:48:10> <00:48:11> <00:48:12> <00:48:13>Oh now I really hate that guy. <00:48:14> <00:48:15> <00:48:16> <00:48:17> <00:48:18> <00:48:19> <00:48:20> <00:48:21> <00:48:22> <00:48:23> <00:48:24> <00:48:25> <00:48:26> <00:48:27> <00:48:28> <00:48:29>Whoa, Rambo 2 flashbacks. <00:48:30> <00:48:31> <00:48:32> <00:48:33> <00:48:34> <00:48:35> <00:48:36> <00:48:37> <00:48:38> <00:48:39> <00:48:40> <00:48:41> <00:48:42> <00:48:43> <00:48:44>This is some weird “The Hills Have Eyes” crossover. <00:48:45> <00:48:46> <00:48:47> <00:48:48> <00:48:49> <00:48:50> <00:48:51> <00:48:52> <00:48:53> <00:48:54> <00:48:55> <00:48:56> <00:48:57> <00:48:58> <00:48:59> <00:49:00> <00:49:01> <00:49:02> <00:49:03> <00:49:04> <00:49:05> <00:49:06>”Weren’t you in Saturday Night Live?” <00:49:07> <00:49:08> <00:49:09> <00:49:10> <00:49:11> <00:49:12> <00:49:13> <00:49:14> <00:49:15> <00:49:16> <00:49:17> <00:49:18> <00:49:19> <00:49:20> <00:49:21> <00:49:22> <00:49:23> <00:49:24> <00:49:25> <00:49:26> <00:49:27> <00:49:28> <00:49:29> <00:49:30> <00:49:31> <00:49:32> <00:49:33> <00:49:34> <00:49:35> <00:49:36> <00:49:37> <00:49:38> <00:49:39> <00:49:40> <00:49:41> <00:49:42>Must be hell on that guy when it rains. <00:49:43> <00:49:44> <00:49:45> <00:49:46> <00:49:47> <00:49:48> <00:49:49> <00:49:50> <00:49:51> <00:49:52> <00:49:53> <00:49:54> <00:49:55> <00:49:56> <00:49:57> <00:49:58> <00:49:59> <00:50:00> <00:50:01> <00:50:02> <00:50:03> <00:50:04> <00:50:05> <00:50:06> <00:50:07> <00:50:08> <00:50:09>Yeah you shouldn’t play football without a helmet. <00:50:10> <00:50:11> <00:50:12> <00:50:13> <00:50:14> <00:50:15> <00:50:16> <00:50:17> <00:50:18> <00:50:19> <00:50:20> <00:50:21> <00:50:22> <00:50:23> <00:50:24> <00:50:25> <00:50:26> <00:50:27> <00:50:28> <00:50:29> <00:50:30> <00:50:31> <00:50:32> <00:50:33> <00:50:34>”Murdock…” <00:50:35> <00:50:36> <00:50:37> <00:50:38> <00:50:39> <00:50:40> <00:50:41> <00:50:42> <00:50:43>”I’ve got a Swiss Army Arm!” <00:50:44> <00:50:45> <00:50:46> <00:50:47> <00:50:48> <00:50:49> <00:50:50> <00:50:51> <00:50:52> <00:50:53> <00:50:54> <00:50:55> <00:50:56> <00:50:57>Ow! I’m bleeding from the eye even though you hit me in the chin! <00:50:58> <00:50:59> <00:51:00> <00:51:01> <00:51:02> <00:51:03> <00:51:04> <00:51:05> <00:51:06> <00:51:07> <00:51:08> <00:51:09> <00:51:10> <00:51:11> <00:51:12> <00:51:13> <00:51:14> <00:51:15> <00:51:16> <00:51:17> <00:51:18> <00:51:19> <00:51:20> <00:51:21> <00:51:22> <00:51:23>Let’s cornhole our new brother! <00:51:24> <00:51:25> <00:51:26> <00:51:27> <00:51:28> <00:51:29> <00:51:30> <00:51:31> <00:51:32> <00:51:33> <00:51:34> <00:51:35> <00:51:36> <00:51:37> <00:51:38> <00:51:39> <00:51:40> <00:51:41> <00:51:42> <00:51:43> <00:51:44> <00:51:45> <00:51:46> <00:51:47> <00:51:48> <00:51:49> <00:51:50> <00:51:51> <00:51:52> <00:51:53>Yes you can! Can I come? <00:51:54> <00:51:55> <00:51:56> <00:51:57> <00:51:58> <00:51:59> <00:52:00> <00:52:01> <00:52:02> <00:52:03> <00:52:04> <00:52:05> <00:52:06> <00:52:07> <00:52:08> <00:52:09> <00:52:10>You got a real purty mouth. <00:52:11> <00:52:12> <00:52:13> <00:52:14> <00:52:15> <00:52:16> <00:52:17> <00:52:18> <00:52:19> <00:52:20> <00:52:21> <00:52:22> <00:52:23>Why did you charge him with a gun? <00:52:24> <00:52:25> <00:52:26> <00:52:27> <00:52:28> <00:52:29> <00:52:30> <00:52:31> <00:52:32> <00:52:33> <00:52:34> <00:52:35> <00:52:36> <00:52:37> <00:52:38> <00:52:39> <00:52:40> <00:52:41> <00:52:42> <00:52:43>Hah! He’s sorta telegraphing this one. <00:52:44> <00:52:45> <00:52:46> <00:52:47> <00:52:48> <00:52:49> <00:52:50> <00:52:51> <00:52:52> <00:52:53> <00:52:54> <00:52:55> <00:52:56> <00:52:57> <00:52:58>We saved Dredd from getting killed so we could kill him! <00:52:59> <00:53:00> <00:53:01> <00:53:02> <00:53:03> <00:53:04> <00:53:05> <00:53:06> <00:53:07> <00:53:08>Auuuuuugh! <00:53:09> <00:53:10> <00:53:11> <00:53:12> <00:53:13> <00:53:14> <00:53:15> <00:53:16> <00:53:17> <00:53:18> <00:53:19> <00:53:20> <00:53:21> <00:53:22> <00:53:23> <00:53:24> <00:53:25> <00:53:26> <00:53:27> <00:53:28> <00:53:29> <00:53:30> <00:53:31> <00:53:32> <00:53:33> <00:53:34> <00:53:35> <00:53:36> <00:53:37> <00:53:38> <00:53:39> <00:53:40> <00:53:41> <00:53:42> <00:53:43> <00:53:44> <00:53:45> <00:53:46> <00:53:47> <00:53:48> <00:53:49> <00:53:50>Snap his neck, Dredd! Come on! <00:53:51> <00:53:52> <00:53:53> <00:53:54> <00:53:55> <00:53:56> <00:53:57>Obi-Wan! <00:53:58> <00:53:59> <00:54:00> <00:54:01> <00:54:02> <00:54:03> <00:54:04> <00:54:05> <00:54:06> <00:54:07> <00:54:08> <00:54:09> <00:54:10>Death in 3…2…1… <00:54:11> <00:54:12> <00:54:13>”the power of Christ..compells you?” <00:54:14> <00:54:15> <00:54:16> <00:54:17>Naaaauuugh! <00:54:18> <00:54:19> <00:54:20> <00:54:21> <00:54:22> <00:54:23> <00:54:24> <00:54:25> <00:54:26> <00:54:27> <00:54:28> <00:54:29> <00:54:30> <00:54:31> <00:54:32> <00:54:33>Now who turned his knob? <00:54:34> <00:54:35> <00:54:36> <00:54:37> <00:54:38> <00:54:39> <00:54:40> <00:54:41> <00:54:42> <00:54:43> <00:54:44> <00:54:45> <00:54:46> <00:54:47> <00:54:48> <00:54:49> <00:54:50> <00:54:51> <00:54:52> <00:54:53> <00:54:54> <00:54:55> <00:54:56> <00:54:57> You think Mean Machine turns his own knob? Or is that a sin? <00:54:58> <00:54:59> <00:55:00> <00:55:01> <00:55:02> <00:55:03> <00:55:04> <00:55:05> <00:55:06> <00:55:07> <00:55:08> <00:55:09> <00:55:10> <00:55:11> <00:55:12> <00:55:13> <00:55:14> <00:55:15>Guilty as CHARGED! <00:55:16> <00:55:17> <00:55:18> <00:55:19> <00:55:20> <00:55:21> <00:55:22> <00:55:23> <00:55:24> <00:55:25> <00:55:26> <00:55:27> <00:55:28> <00:55:29> <00:55:30> <00:55:31> <00:55:32> <00:55:33> <00:55:34> <00:55:35> <00:55:36>This guy made the bold decision not to bring anything to his role. <00:55:37> <00:55:38> <00:55:39> <00:55:40> <00:55:41> <00:55:42> <00:55:43> <00:55:44> <00:55:45> <00:55:46> <00:55:47> <00:55:48>Or, like, Photoshop. <00:55:49> <00:55:50> <00:55:51> <00:55:52> <00:55:53> <00:55:54> <00:55:55>Yeah. That would be the definition of “fake.” <00:55:56> <00:55:57> <00:55:58> <00:55:59> <00:56:00> <00:56:01> <00:56:02> <00:56:03> <00:56:04> <00:56:05> <00:56:06> <00:56:07>No way! Uh uh! <00:56:08> <00:56:09> <00:56:10> <00:56:11> <00:56:12> <00:56:13> <00:56:14> <00:56:15> <00:56:16> <00:56:17>A green-screen would have made more sense. <00:56:18> <00:56:19> <00:56:20> <00:56:21> <00:56:22> <00:56:23> <00:56:24> <00:56:25> <00:56:26>Hellen Keller? <00:56:27> <00:56:28> <00:56:29> <00:56:30> <00:56:31> <00:56:32> <00:56:33> <00:56:34> <00:56:35> <00:56:36> <00:56:37> <00:56:38> <00:56:39> <00:56:40> <00:56:41> <00:56:42> <00:56:43> <00:56:44> <00:56:45> <00:56:46>So where in this movie does he fight Ivan Drago? <00:56:47> <00:56:48> <00:56:49> <00:56:50> <00:56:51> <00:56:52> <00:56:53> <00:56:54> <00:56:55> <00:56:56> <00:56:57> <00:56:58> <00:56:59> <00:57:00> <00:57:01> <00:57:02> <00:57:03>Isn’t this the plot of Twins? <00:57:04> <00:57:05> <00:57:06> <00:57:07> <00:57:08> <00:57:09> <00:57:10> <00:57:11> <00:57:12> <00:57:13> <00:57:14> <00:57:15> <00:57:16> <00:57:17> <00:57:18> <00:57:19> <00:57:20> <00:57:21> <00:57:22>It didn’t work. <00:57:23> <00:57:24> <00:57:25> <00:57:26> <00:57:27> <00:57:28> <00:57:29> <00:57:30> <00:57:31> <00:57:32> <00:57:33> <00:57:34> <00:57:35> <00:57:36> <00:57:37> <00:57:38> <00:57:39>Guys, it’s okay to go to the bathroom now. I’ll let you know if anything happens. <00:57:40> <00:57:41> <00:57:42> <00:57:43> <00:57:44> <00:57:45> <00:57:46> <00:57:47> <00:57:48> <00:57:49> <00:57:50> <00:57:51> <00:57:52> <00:57:53> <00:57:54> <00:57:55>He was born with two wieners. <00:57:56> <00:57:57> <00:57:58> <00:57:59> <00:58:00> <00:58:01> <00:58:02> <00:58:03> <00:58:04> <00:58:05> <00:58:06> <00:58:07> <00:58:08> <00:58:09> <00:58:10> <00:58:11> <00:58:12> <00:58:13> <00:58:14> <00:58:15> <00:58:16> <00:58:17> <00:58:18> <00:58:19> <00:58:20>”RICOOOO!” <00:58:21> <00:58:22> <00:58:23> <00:58:24> <00:58:25> <00:58:26> <00:58:27> <00:58:28> <00:58:29> <00:58:30>Those dogtags are the size of a Mastercard. <00:58:31> <00:58:32> <00:58:33> <00:58:34> <00:58:35> <00:58:36> <00:58:37> <00:58:38> <00:58:39> <00:58:40> <00:58:41> <00:58:42> <00:58:43> <00:58:44> <00:58:45> <00:58:46> <00:58:47>”I’m comin’ for YOU.” <00:58:48> <00:58:49> <00:58:50> <00:58:51> <00:58:52> <00:58:53> <00:58:54> <00:58:55>”He’s aliiiiiive!” <00:58:56> <00:58:57> <00:58:58> <00:58:59> <00:59:00> <00:59:01> <00:59:02> <00:59:03> <00:59:04> <00:59:05> <00:59:06> <00:59:07> <00:59:08> <00:59:09> <00:59:10> <00:59:11> <00:59:12> <00:59:13> <00:59:14> <00:59:15> <00:59:16> <00:59:17> <00:59:18> <00:59:19> <00:59:20> <00:59:21> <00:59:22>”Flash Gordon DVD in the uhhh…” <00:59:23> <00:59:24> <00:59:25> <00:59:26> <00:59:27> <00:59:28> <00:59:29> <00:59:30> <00:59:31> <00:59:32> <00:59:33> <00:59:34> <00:59:35> <00:59:36> <00:59:37> <00:59:38> <00:59:39> <00:59:40>Check it out. Justice has a killer rack. <00:59:41> <00:59:42> <00:59:43> <00:59:44> <00:59:45> <00:59:46> <00:59:47> <00:59:48> <00:59:49> <00:59:50> <00:59:51> <00:59:52> <00:59:53> <00:59:54> <00:59:55> <00:59:56>Crom!! <00:59:57> <00:59:58> <00:59:59> <01:00:00> <01:00:01> <01:00:02> <01:00:03> <01:00:04> <01:00:05> <01:00:06> <01:00:07> <01:00:08> <01:00:09> <01:00:10> <01:00:11> <01:00:12> <01:00:13>KILL ROB! <01:00:14> <01:00:15> <01:00:16> <01:00:17> <01:00:18> <01:00:19> <01:00:20> <01:00:21> <01:00:22>Anyway as evil fortresses go, it’s a fixer-upper but lots of space for a clone army and it’s near the freeway! <01:00:23> <01:00:24> <01:00:25> <01:00:26> <01:00:27> <01:00:28> <01:00:29> <01:00:30> <01:00:31> <01:00:32> <01:00:33> <01:00:34> <01:00:35> <01:00:36> <01:00:37> <01:00:38> <01:00:39> <01:00:40> <01:00:41> <01:00:42> <01:00:43> <01:00:44> <01:00:45> <01:00:46> <01:00:47>I’m sinking this movie with my gross overacting. <01:00:48> <01:00:49> <01:00:50> <01:00:51> <01:00:52> <01:00:53> <01:00:54> <01:00:55> <01:00:56> <01:00:57> <01:00:58> <01:00:59> <01:01:00> <01:01:01> <01:01:02> <01:01:03> <01:01:04> <01:01:05> <01:01:06> <01:01:07> <01:01:08> <01:01:09> <01:01:10> <01:01:11> <01:01:12> <01:01:13> <01:01:14> <01:01:15> <01:01:16> <01:01:17> <01:01:18> <01:01:19> <01:01:20> <01:01:21> <01:01:22> <01:01:23> <01:01:24> <01:01:25>Well evidently you got the recessive grammar gene. <01:01:26> <01:01:27> <01:01:28> <01:01:29> <01:01:30> <01:01:31> <01:01:32> <01:01:33> <01:01:34>I can’t imagine why Armand Assante hasn’t been in more stuff. <01:01:35> <01:01:36> <01:01:37> <01:01:38> <01:01:39> <01:01:40> <01:01:41> <01:01:42> <01:01:43> <01:01:44> <01:01:45>”…where I give the orders.” <01:01:46> <01:01:47> <01:01:48> <01:01:49> <01:01:50> <01:01:51> <01:01:52> <01:01:53> <01:01:54> <01:01:55> <01:01:56> <01:01:57> <01:01:58> <01:01:59> <01:02:00> <01:02:01> <01:02:02> <01:02:03>I bet in Megacity England the judges wear those frilly powdered wigs. <01:02:04> <01:02:05> <01:02:06> <01:02:07> <01:02:08> <01:02:09> <01:02:10> <01:02:11> <01:02:12> <01:02:13> <01:02:14> <01:02:15> <01:02:16> <01:02:17> <01:02:18> <01:02:19>No rush guys! No panic! <01:02:20> <01:02:21> <01:02:22> <01:02:23> <01:02:24> <01:02:25> <01:02:26> <01:02:27> <01:02:28> <01:02:29> <01:02:30> <01:02:31> <01:02:32> <01:02:33> <01:02:34> <01:02:35> <01:02:36> <01:02:37>Oscar the Grouch! No!! <01:02:38> <01:02:39> <01:02:40> <01:02:41> <01:02:42> <01:02:43> <01:02:44> <01:02:45> <01:02:46> <01:02:47> <01:02:48> <01:02:49> <01:02:50> <01:02:51> <01:02:52> <01:02:53> <01:02:54> <01:02:55> <01:02:56> <01:02:57> <01:02:58>It’s a good thing those were all so well deactivated. <01:02:59> <01:03:00> <01:03:01> <01:03:02> <01:03:03> <01:03:04> <01:03:05> <01:03:06> <01:03:07> <01:03:08> <01:03:09>”No.” <01:03:10> <01:03:11> <01:03:12> <01:03:13> <01:03:14> <01:03:15>”I use you as a human shield.” <01:03:16> <01:03:17> <01:03:18> <01:03:19> <01:03:20> <01:03:21> <01:03:22> <01:03:23> <01:03:24> <01:03:25> <01:03:26> <01:03:27> <01:03:28> <01:03:29>whuh? <01:03:30> <01:03:31> <01:03:32> <01:03:33> <01:03:34> <01:03:35> <01:03:36> <01:03:37> <01:03:38>then how did anyone hear about it? <01:03:39> <01:03:40> <01:03:41> <01:03:42> <01:03:43> <01:03:44> <01:03:45>I guess judges can just park anywhere. <01:03:46> <01:03:47> <01:03:48> <01:03:49> <01:03:50> <01:03:51> <01:03:52> <01:03:53> <01:03:54> <01:03:55> <01:03:56> <01:03:57>Whoa, someone’s running the blender. <01:03:58> <01:03:59> <01:04:00> <01:04:01> <01:04:02> <01:04:03> <01:04:04> <01:04:05> <01:04:06> <01:04:07> <01:04:08> <01:04:09> <01:04:10> <01:04:11> <01:04:12> <01:04:13> <01:04:14> <01:04:15> <01:04:16> <01:04:17> <01:04:18> <01:04:19> <01:04:20> <01:04:21> <01:04:22> <01:04:23> <01:04:24> <01:04:25>We’re out of football pads! <01:04:26> <01:04:27> <01:04:28> <01:04:29> <01:04:30> <01:04:31>Let’s go on vacation till this all blows over! <01:04:32> <01:04:33> <01:04:34> <01:04:35> <01:04:36> <01:04:37> <01:04:38> <01:04:39> <01:04:40> <01:04:41> <01:04:42> <01:04:43> <01:04:44> <01:04:45> <01:04:46> <01:04:47> <01:04:48> <01:04:49> <01:04:50> <01:04:51> <01:04:52> <01:04:53> <01:04:54> <01:04:55> <01:04:56> <01:04:57>That chair just doesn’t look comfortable. <01:04:58> <01:04:59> <01:05:00> <01:05:01> <01:05:02> <01:05:03>Why you mad fool! <01:05:04> <01:05:05> <01:05:06> <01:05:07> <01:05:08> <01:05:09> <01:05:10>Well it created a pair of murdering psychos in the past, so…I don’t see why not. <01:05:11> <01:05:12> <01:05:13> <01:05:14> <01:05:15> <01:05:16> <01:05:17> <01:05:18> <01:05:19> <01:05:20> <01:05:21>The bunghole of Megacity 1! <01:05:22> <01:05:23> <01:05:24> <01:05:25> <01:05:26> <01:05:27> <01:05:28> <01:05:29> <01:05:30> <01:05:31> <01:05:32> <01:05:33> <01:05:34> <01:05:35> <01:05:36> <01:05:37> <01:05:38> <01:05:39> <01:05:40> <01:05:41>Who the fuck invited him? <01:05:42> <01:05:43> <01:05:44> <01:05:45> <01:05:46> <01:05:47> <01:05:48> <01:05:49>I wish! <01:05:50> <01:05:51> <01:05:52> <01:05:53> <01:05:54> <01:05:55> <01:05:56> <01:05:57> <01:05:58> <01:05:59> <01:06:00>YES!! <01:06:01> <01:06:02> <01:06:03> <01:06:04> <01:06:05> <01:06:06> <01:06:07> <01:06:08> <01:06:09> <01:06:10> <01:06:11> <01:06:12> <01:06:13> <01:06:14>Oh just GO!! <01:06:15> <01:06:16> <01:06:17> <01:06:18> <01:06:19> <01:06:20> <01:06:21> <01:06:22> <01:06:23> <01:06:24> <01:06:25> <01:06:26> <01:06:27> <01:06:28> <01:06:29> <01:06:30> <01:06:31>Ruuun goooo! Get to da choppa! <01:06:32> <01:06:33> <01:06:34> <01:06:35> <01:06:36> <01:06:37> <01:06:38> <01:06:39>Yayyyy! <01:06:40> <01:06:41> <01:06:42> <01:06:43> <01:06:44> <01:06:45> <01:06:46> <01:06:47> <01:06:48> <01:06:49> <01:06:50> <01:06:51> <01:06:52>Da laaaaaaw! <01:06:53> <01:06:54> <01:06:55> <01:06:56> <01:06:57> <01:06:58> <01:06:59> <01:07:00> <01:07:01> <01:07:02> <01:07:03> <01:07:04>That was convenient. <01:07:05> <01:07:06> <01:07:07> <01:07:08> <01:07:09> <01:07:10> <01:07:11> <01:07:12> <01:07:13>Shit. <01:07:14> <01:07:15> <01:07:16> <01:07:17> <01:07:18> <01:07:19> <01:07:20> <01:07:21> <01:07:22> <01:07:23> <01:07:24> <01:07:25> <01:07:26> <01:07:27> <01:07:28> <01:07:29> <01:07:30> <01:07:31>Oooh there’s that sexy computer again. <01:07:32> <01:07:33> <01:07:34> <01:07:35> <01:07:36> <01:07:37> <01:07:38> <01:07:39> <01:07:40> <01:07:41> <01:07:42> <01:07:43> <01:07:44> <01:07:45> <01:07:46> <01:07:47> <01:07:48> <01:07:49> <01:07:50> <01:07:51>Password: “MWA HAHAHAHA” <01:07:52> <01:07:53> <01:07:54> <01:07:55> <01:07:56> <01:07:57> <01:07:58> <01:07:59> <01:08:00> <01:08:01> <01:08:02> <01:08:03> <01:08:04>Can’t see a thing in this helmet. <01:08:05> <01:08:06> <01:08:07> <01:08:08> <01:08:09> <01:08:10> <01:08:11> <01:08:12> <01:08:13>Aw you could have waited for that guy to wail on Rob with his nightstick for oh, 5, 10 minutes. <01:08:14> <01:08:15> <01:08:16> <01:08:17> <01:08:18> <01:08:19> <01:08:20> <01:08:21> <01:08:22> <01:08:23> <01:08:24> <01:08:25> <01:08:26>Shut up! <01:08:27> <01:08:28> <01:08:29> <01:08:30> <01:08:31> <01:08:32> <01:08:33> <01:08:34> <01:08:35> <01:08:36> <01:08:37> <01:08:38> <01:08:39> <01:08:40> <01:08:41> <01:08:42> <01:08:43> <01:08:44> <01:08:45> <01:08:46> <01:08:47> <01:08:48> <01:08:49> <01:08:50>And yet we can’t trim time off one-hour martinizing. <01:08:51> <01:08:52> <01:08:53> <01:08:54> <01:08:55> <01:08:56> <01:08:57> <01:08:58>And Rob blows the plan immediately. <01:08:59> <01:09:00> <01:09:01> <01:09:02> <01:09:03> <01:09:04> <01:09:05> <01:09:06> <01:09:07> <01:09:08> <01:09:09> <01:09:10> <01:09:11> <01:09:12> <01:09:13> <01:09:14> <01:09:15> <01:09:16>”Aahnlocked.” <01:09:17> <01:09:18> <01:09:19> <01:09:20> <01:09:21> <01:09:22>”You’ve sealed YOUR fate!” <01:09:23> <01:09:24> <01:09:25> <01:09:26>”Suaveeee!” <01:09:27> <01:09:28> <01:09:29> <01:09:30> <01:09:31> <01:09:32> <01:09:33> <01:09:34> <01:09:35> <01:09:36> <01:09:37> <01:09:38> <01:09:39> <01:09:40> <01:09:41> <01:09:42> <01:09:43> <01:09:44> <01:09:45> <01:09:46>Judges are rock stupid. <01:09:47> <01:09:48> <01:09:49> <01:09:50> <01:09:51> <01:09:52> <01:09:53> <01:09:54> <01:09:55>”Murdock…” <01:09:56> <01:09:57> <01:09:58> <01:09:59> <01:10:00>”I’m comin’ for you…” <01:10:01> <01:10:02> <01:10:03> <01:10:04> <01:10:05> <01:10:06> <01:10:07> <01:10:08> <01:10:09> <01:10:10> <01:10:11> <01:10:12> <01:10:13> <01:10:14> <01:10:15>I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this but I AM DA LAW!! <01:10:16> <01:10:17> <01:10:18> <01:10:19> <01:10:20> <01:10:21>You could have just shot Dredd… <01:10:22> <01:10:23> <01:10:24> <01:10:25> <01:10:26> <01:10:27> <01:10:28> <01:10:29> <01:10:30>This movie lacks the subtlety of Cliffhanger. <01:10:31> <01:10:32> <01:10:33> <01:10:34> <01:10:35> <01:10:36> <01:10:37> <01:10:38> <01:10:39>*bionic man sound* <01:10:40> <01:10:41> <01:10:42> <01:10:43> <01:10:44> <01:10:45> <01:10:46> <01:10:47> <01:10:48> <01:10:49> <01:10:50>I beg you, holy movie, make Rob’s death painful. <01:10:51> <01:10:52> <01:10:53> <01:10:54> <01:10:55> <01:10:56> <01:10:57> <01:10:58>I can’t remember if I gassed it up or not. <01:10:59> <01:11:00> <01:11:01> <01:11:02> <01:11:03> <01:11:04> <01:11:05> <01:11:06> <01:11:07>You know Dredd, you’d get more lift if you weren’t carrying around that hundred-and-fifty pound sack of shit. <01:11:08> <01:11:09> <01:11:10> <01:11:11> <01:11:12> <01:11:13> <01:11:14> <01:11:15> <01:11:16> <01:11:17> <01:11:18> <01:11:19> <01:11:20> <01:11:21> <01:11:22> <01:11:23> <01:11:24> <01:11:25> <01:11:26> <01:11:27> <01:11:28> <01:11:29>We’re almost out of rear-projection! <01:11:30> <01:11:31> <01:11:32> <01:11:33> <01:11:34> <01:11:35> <01:11:36> <01:11:37> <01:11:38> <01:11:39> <01:11:40>He could fall to his death and no one would know! <01:11:41> <01:11:42> <01:11:43> <01:11:44> <01:11:45> <01:11:46> <01:11:47> <01:11:48> <01:11:49> <01:11:50> <01:11:51> <01:11:52>I would rather watch World Wrestling Entertainment than this crap. Well maybe not… <01:11:53> <01:11:54> <01:11:55> <01:11:56> <01:11:57> <01:11:58> <01:11:59> <01:12:00> <01:12:01> <01:12:02> <01:12:03> <01:12:04>Watch, they sideswipe Anakin Skywalker comin’ the other way. <01:12:05> <01:12:06> <01:12:07> <01:12:08> <01:12:09> <01:12:10> <01:12:11> <01:12:12> <01:12:13> <01:12:14> <01:12:15> <01:12:16> <01:12:17> <01:12:18> <01:12:19> <01:12:20> <01:12:21> <01:12:22> <01:12:23> <01:12:24> <01:12:25> <01:12:26> <01:12:27> <01:12:28>Oh, you know that’s the low point in your career when you get killed in a movie by Rob Schneider. <01:12:29> <01:12:30> <01:12:31> <01:12:32> <01:12:33> <01:12:34> <01:12:35> <01:12:36> <01:12:37> <01:12:38> <01:12:39> <01:12:40> <01:12:41> <01:12:42> <01:12:43> <01:12:44> <01:12:45>Whoaa! Ho ho okay, that seems unnecessarily hazardous. <01:12:46> <01:12:47> <01:12:48> <01:12:49> <01:12:50> <01:12:51> <01:12:52> <01:12:53> <01:12:54> <01:12:55> <01:12:56> <01:12:57> <01:12:58> <01:12:59> <01:13:00> <01:13:01> <01:13:02> <01:13:03>Still, this is a better movie than Driven. <01:13:04> <01:13:05> <01:13:06> <01:13:07> <01:13:08> <01:13:09>Not the liquor store! <01:13:10> <01:13:11> <01:13:12> <01:13:13> <01:13:14> <01:13:15> <01:13:16> <01:13:17>Wow, apparently cops don’t care about wiping out twenty floors of apartments. <01:13:18> <01:13:19> <01:13:20> <01:13:21> <01:13:22>Oh man, this looks familiar. <01:13:23> <01:13:24> <01:13:25> <01:13:26> <01:13:27> <01:13:28>Head back to the surface and see if you can’t get some of those TIE fighters to follow you! <01:13:29> <01:13:30> <01:13:31> <01:13:32> <01:13:33> <01:13:34> <01:13:35> <01:13:36> <01:13:37> <01:13:38> <01:13:39>Creep? He’s just a fellow cop. <01:13:40> <01:13:41> <01:13:42> <01:13:43> <01:13:44> <01:13:45> <01:13:46> <01:13:47>DIE! DIE!! DIEEE!!! <01:13:48> <01:13:49> <01:13:50> <01:13:51> <01:13:52> <01:13:53> <01:13:54> <01:13:55> <01:13:56> <01:13:57>Oh man that did not help Dredd’s criminal record. <01:13:58> <01:13:59> <01:14:00> <01:14:01> <01:14:02> <01:14:03> <01:14:04> <01:14:05> <01:14:06> <01:14:07> <01:14:08> <01:14:09>Just move my stuff off the couch, I kinda live alone. <01:14:10> <01:14:11> <01:14:12> <01:14:13> <01:14:14> <01:14:15> <01:14:16> <01:14:17> <01:14:18> <01:14:19> <01:14:20> <01:14:21> <01:14:22> <01:14:23>You think in the future there’s a law against being a complete asshat? <01:14:24> <01:14:25> <01:14:26> <01:14:27> <01:14:28> <01:14:29> <01:14:30> <01:14:31> <01:14:32> <01:14:33> <01:14:34> <01:14:35> <01:14:36>Mom? <01:14:37> <01:14:38> <01:14:39> <01:14:40> <01:14:41> <01:14:42> <01:14:43> <01:14:44> <01:14:45> <01:14:46> <01:14:47> <01:14:48> <01:14:49> <01:14:50>That’s 2 and a quarter judges per hour! <01:14:51> <01:14:52> <01:14:53> <01:14:54> <01:14:55> <01:14:56> <01:14:57> <01:14:58> <01:14:59>Umm..I am da law? <01:15:00> <01:15:01> <01:15:02> <01:15:03> <01:15:04> <01:15:05> <01:15:06> <01:15:07> <01:15:08> <01:15:09> <01:15:10> <01:15:11> <01:15:12>You mind if Rob stays at your place? I think he’s potty trained. <01:15:13> <01:15:14> <01:15:15> <01:15:16> <01:15:17> <01:15:18> <01:15:19> <01:15:20> <01:15:21> <01:15:22> <01:15:23> <01:15:24> <01:15:25> <01:15:26> <01:15:27> <01:15:28>He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin’ there. <01:15:29> <01:15:30> <01:15:31> <01:15:32> <01:15:33> <01:15:34> <01:15:35> <01:15:36> <01:15:37> <01:15:38> <01:15:39> <01:15:40> <01:15:41> <01:15:42> <01:15:43> <01:15:44> <01:15:45> <01:15:46> <01:15:47> <01:15:48> <01:15:49> <01:15:50> <01:15:51> <01:15:52> <01:15:53> <01:15:54> <01:15:55> <01:15:56>Owwwww that seems masochistic for a DNA sample! <01:15:57> <01:15:58> <01:15:59> <01:16:00> <01:16:01> <01:16:02> <01:16:03> <01:16:04> <01:16:05> <01:16:06> <01:16:07> <01:16:08> <01:16:09> <01:16:10> <01:16:11>Um, what? <01:16:12> <01:16:13> <01:16:14> <01:16:15> <01:16:16>But I cry every night… <01:16:17> <01:16:18> <01:16:19> <01:16:20> <01:16:21> <01:16:22> <01:16:23> <01:16:24> <01:16:25> <01:16:26> <01:16:27> <01:16:28> <01:16:29> <01:16:30>You’re a self-made mental case. <01:16:31> <01:16:32> <01:16:33> <01:16:34> <01:16:35> <01:16:36> <01:16:37> <01:16:38> <01:16:39> <01:16:40> <01:16:41> <01:16:42> <01:16:43> <01:16:44> <01:16:45> <01:16:46> <01:16:47> <01:16:48> <01:16:49>Time to give him a swirlie. <01:16:50> <01:16:51> <01:16:52> <01:16:53> <01:16:54> <01:16:55> <01:16:56> <01:16:57> <01:16:58> <01:16:59> <01:17:00> <01:17:01> <01:17:02> <01:17:03> <01:17:04> <01:17:05> <01:17:06> <01:17:07> <01:17:08> <01:17:09> <01:17:10> <01:17:11> <01:17:12> <01:17:13> <01:17:14> <01:17:15> <01:17:16>He’s like a barking Chihuahua. <01:17:17> <01:17:18> <01:17:19> <01:17:20> <01:17:21>”I’d hit it.” <01:17:22> <01:17:23> <01:17:24> <01:17:25> <01:17:26> <01:17:27> <01:17:28> <01:17:29> <01:17:30> <01:17:31> <01:17:32> <01:17:33> <01:17:34> <01:17:35>”And we’ve been oh so naughty.” <01:17:36> <01:17:37> <01:17:38> <01:17:39> <01:17:40> <01:17:41> <01:17:42> <01:17:43> <01:17:44> <01:17:45> <01:17:46> <01:17:47>Yeah that DNA was expired. <01:17:48> <01:17:49> <01:17:50> <01:17:51> <01:17:52> <01:17:53> <01:17:54> <01:17:55> <01:17:56> <01:17:57>Not Judge Carrot Top! <01:17:58> <01:17:59> <01:18:00> <01:18:01> <01:18:02> <01:18:03> <01:18:04> <01:18:05> <01:18:06> <01:18:07> <01:18:08> <01:18:09> <01:18:10> <01:18:11> <01:18:12>Time for Armand’s second meal of scenery. <01:18:13> <01:18:14> <01:18:15> <01:18:16> <01:18:17> <01:18:18> <01:18:19> <01:18:20> <01:18:21> <01:18:22> <01:18:23>Maybe he shouldn’t have stood right next to the giant war droid before shooting him. <01:18:24> <01:18:25> <01:18:26> <01:18:27> <01:18:28> <01:18:29> <01:18:30> <01:18:31> <01:18:32> <01:18:33> <01:18:34>He looks like Joe Pesci. <01:18:35> <01:18:36> <01:18:37> <01:18:38> <01:18:39> <01:18:40> <01:18:41> <01:18:42> <01:18:43> <01:18:44> <01:18:45> <01:18:46> <01:18:47>Hey, if he got his arms ripped off, why didn’t he fall? <01:18:48> <01:18:49> <01:18:50> <01:18:51> <01:18:52> <01:18:53> <01:18:54> <01:18:55> <01:18:56> <01:18:57> <01:18:58> <01:18:59> <01:19:00> <01:19:01> <01:19:02> <01:19:03> <01:19:04> <01:19:05> <01:19:06> <01:19:07> <01:19:08> <01:19:09>And he’s buying a Stairway to Janus… <01:19:10> <01:19:11> <01:19:12> <01:19:13> <01:19:14> <01:19:15> <01:19:16> <01:19:17> <01:19:18> <01:19:19> <01:19:20> <01:19:21> <01:19:22> <01:19:23> <01:19:24>Your cell phone works down here? <01:19:25> <01:19:26> <01:19:27> <01:19:28> <01:19:29> <01:19:30> <01:19:31>Snap into a Slim Jim! <01:19:32> <01:19:33> <01:19:34> <01:19:35> <01:19:36> <01:19:37>Yayyyy! <01:19:38> <01:19:39> <01:19:40> <01:19:41> <01:19:42> <01:19:43> <01:19:44> <01:19:45> <01:19:46> <01:19:47> <01:19:48> <01:19:49>Hello Shoyl! <01:19:50> <01:19:51> <01:19:52> <01:19:53> <01:19:54> <01:19:55> <01:19:56> <01:19:57> <01:19:58> <01:19:59> <01:20:00> <01:20:01> <01:20:02> <01:20:03> <01:20:04> <01:20:05> <01:20:06> <01:20:07> <01:20:08> <01:20:09> <01:20:10> <01:20:11> <01:20:12> <01:20:13> <01:20:14> <01:20:15>Why is everyone so intent on talking to Dredd in this movie? He could have just shot them all where they stood! Come on! <01:20:16> <01:20:17> <01:20:18> <01:20:19> <01:20:20> <01:20:21> <01:20:22> <01:20:23> <01:20:24> <01:20:25> <01:20:26> <01:20:27> <01:20:28>No he doesn’t. <01:20:29> <01:20:30> <01:20:31> <01:20:32> <01:20:33> <01:20:34> <01:20:35> <01:20:36> <01:20:37> <01:20:38>Whereas I embraced the ham. <01:20:39> <01:20:40> <01:20:41> <01:20:42> <01:20:43> <01:20:44> <01:20:45> <01:20:46> <01:20:47> <01:20:48> <01:20:49>There should be clones… <01:20:50> <01:20:51> <01:20:52> <01:20:53> <01:20:54> <01:20:55> <01:20:56>(Behold!) Ricopalooza! <01:20:57> <01:20:58> <01:20:59> <01:21:00> <01:21:01> <01:21:02> <01:21:03> <01:21:04> <01:21:05> <01:21:06>They kinda look like peeled bananas. <01:21:07> <01:21:08> <01:21:09> <01:21:10> <01:21:11> <01:21:12> <01:21:13> <01:21:14> <01:21:15> <01:21:16> <01:21:17>See, with clone moves like this, how could George Lucas go wrong? <01:21:18> <01:21:19> <01:21:20> <01:21:21> <01:21:22> <01:21:23> <01:21:24> <01:21:25>Whoo, that was creepy. <01:21:26> <01:21:27> <01:21:28> <01:21:29> <01:21:30> <01:21:31> <01:21:32> <01:21:33> <01:21:34> <01:21:35> <01:21:36>Okay, just let me know when you die so I can enjoy the moment. <01:21:37> <01:21:38> <01:21:39> <01:21:40> <01:21:41> <01:21:42> <01:21:43> <01:21:44> <01:21:45> <01:21:46> <01:21:47> <01:21:48> <01:21:49>This couldn’t possibly go wrong. <01:21:50> <01:21:51> <01:21:52> <01:21:53> <01:21:54> <01:21:55> <01:21:56> <01:21:57> <01:21:58>Or American Idol voters. <01:21:59> <01:22:00> <01:22:01> <01:22:02> <01:22:03> <01:22:04> <01:22:05> <01:22:06> <01:22:07> <01:22:08> <01:22:09> <01:22:10> <01:22:11> <01:22:12> <01:22:13> <01:22:14> <01:22:15> <01:22:16> <01:22:17>Oh man, in two hours there are gonna be a hundred naked Ricos running around. <01:22:18> <01:22:19> <01:22:20> <01:22:21> <01:22:22> <01:22:23> <01:22:24> <01:22:25> <01:22:26> <01:22:27> <01:22:28> <01:22:29> <01:22:30> <01:22:31> <01:22:32>Joe, that hurts. <01:22:33> <01:22:34> <01:22:35> <01:22:36> <01:22:37> <01:22:38> <01:22:39> <01:22:40> <01:22:41> <01:22:42> <01:22:43> <01:22:44> <01:22:45> <01:22:46>Heh! <01:22:47> <01:22:48>Laaaawww! <01:22:49> <01:22:50> <01:22:51> <01:22:52> <01:22:53> <01:22:54> <01:22:55>This kind of acting would be right at home on Telemundo. <01:22:56> <01:22:57> <01:22:58> <01:22:59> <01:23:00> <01:23:01> <01:23:02> <01:23:03> <01:23:04> <01:23:05> <01:23:06> <01:23:07> <01:23:08> <01:23:09>Well at least you can get them all the same present at Christmas. <01:23:10> <01:23:11> <01:23:12> <01:23:13> <01:23:14> <01:23:15> <01:23:16> <01:23:17> <01:23:18> <01:23:19> <01:23:20> <01:23:21> <01:23:22> <01:23:23> <01:23:24> <01:23:25> <01:23:26> <01:23:27> <01:23:28> <01:23:29>I bulge my eyes out at you! <01:23:30> <01:23:31> <01:23:32> <01:23:33> <01:23:34> <01:23:35> <01:23:36>Wait, you named the robot? That’s sweet. <01:23:37> <01:23:38> <01:23:39> <01:23:40> <01:23:41> <01:23:42>”awww” <01:23:43> <01:23:44> <01:23:45> <01:23:46> <01:23:47> <01:23:48> <01:23:49> <01:23:50> <01:23:51> <01:23:52> <01:23:53> <01:23:54>Oooooh! <01:23:55> <01:23:56> <01:23:57> <01:23:58> <01:23:59> <01:24:00> <01:24:01>I hoped you were dead! <01:24:02> <01:24:03> <01:24:04> <01:24:05> <01:24:06> <01:24:07> <01:24:08> <01:24:09>Nah Fergie, you got it! Good luck with that! <01:24:10> <01:24:11> <01:24:12> <01:24:13> <01:24:14> <01:24:15> <01:24:16> <01:24:17> <01:24:18> <01:24:19>Hahaha! <01:24:20> <01:24:21> <01:24:22> <01:24:23> <01:24:24> <01:24:25>Ricooooo! <01:24:26> <01:24:27> <01:24:28> <01:24:29> <01:24:30> <01:24:31> <01:24:32> <01:24:33> <01:24:34> <01:24:35> <01:24:36>Oh wow, yes! Could it be?? <01:24:37> <01:24:38> <01:24:39>Cat fiiiiiight! <01:24:40> <01:24:41> <01:24:42> <01:24:43> <01:24:44> <01:24:45> <01:24:46> <01:24:47> <01:24:48> <01:24:49> <01:24:50> <01:24:51> <01:24:52> <01:24:53>Oh no! A horde of creepy crawlies! <01:24:54> <01:24:55> <01:24:56> <01:24:57> <01:24:58> <01:24:59> <01:25:00> <01:25:01>Start ripping clothes! Come on! <01:25:02> <01:25:03> <01:25:04> <01:25:05> <01:25:06> <01:25:07> <01:25:08> <01:25:09> <01:25:10> <01:25:11> <01:25:12> <01:25:13>I can’t help but feel that Dredd has had more credible enemies. <01:25:14> <01:25:15> <01:25:16> <01:25:17> <01:25:18> <01:25:19> <01:25:20> <01:25:21> <01:25:22> <01:25:23> <01:25:24> <01:25:25> <01:25:26> <01:25:27> <01:25:28> <01:25:29>(Judge Bitch) Go girl! <01:25:30> <01:25:31> <01:25:32> <01:25:33> <01:25:34> <01:25:35> <01:25:36>Hraaaa! <01:25:37> <01:25:38> <01:25:39> <01:25:40> <01:25:41> <01:25:42> <01:25:43>Um…why is everything exploding? <01:25:44> <01:25:45> <01:25:46> <01:25:47> <01:25:48> <01:25:49> <01:25:50>Ricooooo! <01:25:51> <01:25:52> <01:25:53> <01:25:54> <01:25:55> <01:25:56> <01:25:57> <01:25:58> <01:25:59> <01:26:00>Where am I going? <01:26:01> <01:26:02> <01:26:03> <01:26:04> <01:26:05> <01:26:06> <01:26:07> <01:26:08> <01:26:09> <01:26:10>Not since Remo Williams has the Statue of Liberty been so humiliated. <01:26:11> <01:26:12> <01:26:13> <01:26:14> <01:26:15> <01:26:16> <01:26:17> <01:26:18> <01:26:19>Well I framed you, but forget about that. <01:26:20> <01:26:21> <01:26:22> <01:26:23> <01:26:24> <01:26:25> <01:26:26> <01:26:27>And Liberty just stares blankly into the distance, as if to say “huhhh…” <01:26:28> <01:26:29> <01:26:30> <01:26:31> <01:26:32> <01:26:33> <01:26:34> <01:26:35> <01:26:36> <01:26:37> <01:26:38> <01:26:39> <01:26:40> <01:26:41> <01:26:42>”Now Dredd…I must break you.” <01:26:43> <01:26:44> <01:26:45> <01:26:46> <01:26:47> <01:26:48> <01:26:49> <01:26:50> <01:26:51> <01:26:52> <01:26:53> <01:26:54> <01:26:55> <01:26:56> <01:26:57> <01:26:58> <01:26:59>Ugh. Man, you do go on a bit, don’t you. <01:27:00> <01:27:01> <01:27:02> <01:27:03> <01:27:04> <01:27:05> <01:27:06> <01:27:07> <01:27:08> <01:27:09> <01:27:10> <01:27:11> <01:27:12> <01:27:13> <01:27:14> <01:27:15> <01:27:16>Huh. Well that was lucky. <01:27:17> <01:27:18> <01:27:19> <01:27:20> <01:27:21> <01:27:22> <01:27:23> <01:27:24> <01:27:25> <01:27:26> <01:27:27> <01:27:28>Okay I admit it, that was a really good one-lineeeeer! <01:27:29> <01:27:30> <01:27:31> <01:27:32> <01:27:33> <01:27:34> <01:27:35> <01:27:36> <01:27:37> <01:27:38>Who are you? <01:27:39> <01:27:40> <01:27:41> <01:27:42> <01:27:43> <01:27:44> <01:27:45> <01:27:46>Once again, someone who pauses to talk to Dredd instead of killing him. I don’t get this. <01:27:47> <01:27:48> <01:27:49> <01:27:50> <01:27:51> <01:27:52> <01:27:53> <01:27:54> <01:27:55> <01:27:56> <01:27:57> <01:27:58> <01:27:59> <01:28:00> <01:28:01> <01:28:02> <01:28:03> <01:28:04> <01:28:05> <01:28:06>What are we doing walking out of the Halls of Justice when we were just at the Statue of Liberty? <01:28:07> <01:28:08> <01:28:09> <01:28:10> <01:28:11> <01:28:12> <01:28:13> <01:28:14> <01:28:15> <01:28:16> <01:28:17> <01:28:18> <01:28:19> <01:28:20> <01:28:21> <01:28:22> <01:28:23> <01:28:24> <01:28:25> <01:28:26> <01:28:27> <01:28:28>And they’re not at all mad about the two dozen cops you killed. <01:28:29> <01:28:30> <01:28:31> <01:28:32> <01:28:33> <01:28:34> <01:28:35> <01:28:36> <01:28:37> <01:28:38> <01:28:39> <01:28:40> <01:28:41> <01:28:42> <01:28:43> <01:28:44> <01:28:45> <01:28:46> <01:28:47>”Oh and shoot him.” <01:28:48> <01:28:49> <01:28:50> <01:28:51> <01:28:52> <01:28:53> <01:28:54> <01:28:55> <01:28:56> <01:28:57> <01:28:58>”Yeah, pretty much. Couldn’t afford to write an ending.” <01:28:59> <01:29:00> <01:29:01> <01:29:02> <01:29:03> <01:29:04> <01:29:05> <01:29:06> <01:29:07> <01:29:08>You wanna get that eye looked at? <01:29:09> <01:29:10> <01:29:11> <01:29:12> <01:29:13> <01:29:14> <01:29:15> <01:29:16> <01:29:17> <01:29:18> <01:29:19>End!! End! No more Rob! <01:29:20> <01:29:21> <01:29:22> <01:29:23> <01:29:24> <01:29:25> <01:29:26> <01:29:27> <01:29:28> <01:29:29> <01:29:30> <01:29:31> <01:29:32> <01:29:33>Wow. Lucky guess. <01:29:34> <01:29:35> <01:29:36> <01:29:37> <01:29:38> <01:29:39> <01:29:40> <01:29:41> <01:29:42> <01:29:43> <01:29:44>Yayyy! Our judicial system is a shambles! Yay!!! <01:29:45> <01:29:46> <01:29:47> <01:29:48> <01:29:49> <01:29:50> <01:29:51> <01:29:52> <01:29:53> <01:29:54> <01:29:55> <01:29:56> <01:29:57> <01:29:58> <01:29:59> <01:30:00> <01:30:01> <01:30:02> <01:30:03> <01:30:04> <01:30:05> <01:30:06> <01:30:07>Judge Dredd will return in Judge Dredd 2: Where the Hell is Judge Death? <01:30:08> <01:30:09> <01:30:10> <01:30:11> <01:30:12> <01:30:13>”Um…I’m kinda stuck up here. Help? Anyone?” <01:30:14> <01:30:15> <01:30:16> <01:30:17> <01:30:18> <01:30:19> <01:30:20> <01:30:21> <01:30:22> <01:30:23> <01:30:24> <01:30:25> <01:30:26> <01:30:27> <01:30:28> <01:30:29>What is this, music by The Cure? <01:30:30> <01:30:31> <01:30:32> <01:30:33> <01:30:34> <01:30:35> <01:30:36> <01:30:37> <01:30:38> <01:30:39> <01:30:40> <01:30:41> <01:30:42> <01:30:43>”We’re headed to Veeenus!” <01:30:44> <01:30:45> <01:30:46> <01:30:47>”The Final Countdown!” <01:30:48> <01:30:49> <01:30:50> <01:30:51> <01:30:52> <01:30:53> <01:30:54> <01:30:55> <01:30:56> <01:30:57> <01:30:58> <01:30:59> <01:31:00>Yeah, Leslie Shatz all over this movie. <01:31:01> <01:31:02> <01:31:03> <01:31:04> <01:31:05> <01:31:06> <01:31:07> <01:31:08> <01:31:09> <01:31:10> <01:31:11> <01:31:12> <01:31:13> <01:31:14> <01:31:15> <01:31:16> <01:31:17> <01:31:18> <01:31:19> <01:31:20> <01:31:21> <01:31:22> <01:31:23> <01:31:24> <01:31:25>Can someone tell Oasis to shut the hell up? <01:31:26> <01:31:27> <01:31:28> <01:31:29> <01:31:30> <01:31:31> <01:31:32> <01:31:33> <01:31:34> <01:31:35> <01:31:36> <01:31:37> <01:31:38> <01:31:39>Booooys don’t cry… <01:31:40> <01:31:41> <01:31:42> <01:31:43> <01:31:44> <01:31:45> <01:31:46> <01:31:47> <01:31:48> <01:31:49> <01:31:50> <01:31:51> <01:31:52> <01:31:53> <01:31:54> <01:31:55> <01:31:56> <01:31:57>Paul Cheesman! Now we’re back on track. You can just sense the time he had in primary school. <01:31:58> <01:31:59> <01:32:00> <01:32:01> <01:32:02> <01:32:03> <01:32:04> <01:32:05> <01:32:06> <01:32:07> <01:32:08> <01:32:09>Casting in Iceland? You couldn’t even find Canadians interested in this movie? <01:32:10> <01:32:11> <01:32:12> <01:32:13> <01:32:14> <01:32:15> <01:32:16> <01:32:17> <01:32:18> <01:32:19>I had a guy list once, when I was experimenting. <01:32:20> <01:32:21> <01:32:22> <01:32:23> <01:32:24> <01:32:25> <01:32:26> <01:32:27> <01:32:28> <01:32:29> <01:32:30> <01:32:31> <01:32:32> <01:32:33> <01:32:34> <01:32:35> <01:32:36>”I wanna know what love iiiiis!” <01:32:37> <01:32:38> <01:32:39> <01:32:40> <01:32:41> <01:32:42> <01:32:43>Does this song have a hook?? <01:32:44> <01:32:45> <01:32:46> <01:32:47> <01:32:48> <01:32:49> <01:32:50> <01:32:51> <01:32:52> <01:32:53>Steven JEZEWSKI <01:32:54>Serge SRETSCHINSKY <01:32:55> <01:32:56> <01:32:57> <01:32:58>Peter CHESLOFF <01:32:59> <01:33:00> <01:33:01> <01:33:02> <01:33:03> <01:33:04> <01:33:05> <01:33:06> <01:33:07> <01:33:08> <01:33:09> <01:33:10> <01:33:11> <01:33:12> <01:33:13> <01:33:14> <01:33:15> <01:33:16>”Iiiiiiiii believe this song suuuucks” <01:33:17> <01:33:18> <01:33:19> <01:33:20> <01:33:21> <01:33:22> <01:33:23> <01:33:24> <01:33:25> <01:33:26> <01:33:27> <01:33:28> <01:33:29> <01:33:30> <01:33:31> <01:33:32> <01:33:33> <01:33:34> <01:33:35> <01:33:36> <01:33:37> <01:33:38>You just know that the Head of Software and the Systems Administrator had epic Team Fortress battles. <01:33:39> <01:33:40> <01:33:41> <01:33:42> <01:33:43> <01:33:44> <01:33:45> <01:33:46> <01:33:47>There were matte paintings in this movie? No way! <01:33:48> <01:33:49> <01:33:50>Wescam? I don’t know what that is, but it reminds me of a very annoying little bastard I know online… <01:33:51> <01:33:52> <01:33:53> <01:33:54> <01:33:55> <01:33:56> <01:33:57>”Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls…” <01:33:58> <01:33:59> <01:34:00> <01:34:01> <01:34:02> <01:34:03> <01:34:04> <01:34:05> <01:34:06>”Okay, gonna take it slow now…Judge Dredd gettin’ his freak on in the house.” <01:34:07> <01:34:08> <01:34:09> <01:34:10> <01:34:11> <01:34:12> <01:34:13> <01:34:14> <01:34:15>That’d be a great name for a cop. John BURN. <01:34:16> <01:34:17> <01:34:18> <01:34:19> <01:34:20> <01:34:21> <01:34:22> <01:34:23> <01:34:24> <01:34:25> <01:34:26>Nah, nah, I refuse to believe that this many people claim responsibility for Judge Dredd. <01:34:27> <01:34:28> <01:34:29> <01:34:30> <01:34:31> <01:34:32> <01:34:33> <01:34:34> <01:34:35> <01:34:36> <01:34:37> <01:34:38> <01:34:39> <01:34:40> <01:34:41>Soundtrack available near most clay pidgeon launchers. <01:34:42> <01:34:43> <01:34:44> <01:34:45> <01:34:46> <01:34:47> <01:34:48> <01:34:49>The Dredd Song. Clever title. <01:34:50> <01:34:51> <01:34:52> <01:34:53> <01:34:54> <01:34:55> <01:34:56> <01:34:57> <01:34:58> <01:34:59> <01:35:00> <01:35:01> <01:35:02> <01:35:03> <01:35:04> <01:35:05> <01:35:06>You had to believe the Sinfonia of London thought this was a joke when they first got the score. <01:35:07> <01:35:08> <01:35:09> <01:35:10> <01:35:11> <01:35:12> <01:35:13> <01:35:14> <01:35:15> <01:35:16> <01:35:17> <01:35:18> <01:35:19> <01:35:20> <01:35:21> <01:35:22>Finance tip, guys: apparently the Chemical Bank will give loans to anyone! <01:35:23> <01:35:24> <01:35:25> <01:35:26> <01:35:27> <01:35:28> <01:35:29> <01:35:30> <01:35:31> <01:35:32>I’m Marty Fink, and my used cars won’t be undersold!