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Script Index

• Mystery Fandom Theater 3000 - Invasion of the Animal People - (host)(info)
• Mystery Fandom Theater 3000 - Starcrash - (host) (theater*)(info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part II - (host) (info)(host-alternate**)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Night Life - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Halloween 3: Season of The Witch - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Lair of the White Worm - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Slugs - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Elves - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - King Kong vs. Godzilla - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Billy Jack - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Blood Freak - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Stage Fright - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Against All Hope - (host) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Satan's Blade - (host-unused***) (theater) (info)
• B-Movie Central 5000 - Shorts Spectacular! Volume 1 - (host) (theater) (info)
• Mystery Science Transformers 3000 - Transformers: The Movie - (script) (info)
• Transformers: The MSTing 2 - Transformers: The Movie - (script) (info)
• Transformers: The MSTing 3 - Transformers: Dark Voyage, etc. - (script) (info)
• Transformers: The MSTing 4 - Transformers: Victory, etc. - (script) (info)
• Transformers: The MSTing 5 - Transformers: G1: Aerial Assault, etc. - (script) (info)
• MSTF 6 - Transformers: Cosmic Rust, etc. - (script) (info)
• MSTF 7 - Go-Bots: Typhoon Twister / Arctic Oil Spill, etc. - (script) (info)
• MSTF 8 - Transformers: G1: Prime Targetlly, etc. - (script) (info)
• MSTF 9 - Go-Bots: Reptron's Rampage/Racer-Bot Road Rally, etc. - (script) (info) (info)
• MSTF 10 - Transformers: The Movie - (script) (info)
• Nigiyakaza - Kaze no Yojimbo - (script) (info)
• Nigiyakaza - Casshan: Robot Hunter - (script) (info)
• Moon Base Nine - The Adventures of Officer Fender - (script****) (info)
• Moon Base Nine - Thieves' Blood: New Edition - (script) (info)
• The Spoony Experiment - Dungeons & Dragons - (script) (info) (blank*****)
• The Spoony Experiment - Starship Troopers - (script) (info)
• The Spoony Experiment - Matrix: Revolutions - (script) (info)
• The Spoony Experiment - Judge Dredd - (script) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who: The Twin Dilemma - (part 1) (part 2) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who: The Invisible Enemy - (part 1) (part 2) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who: Time-Flight - (part 1) (part 2) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who: The Three Doctors - (part 1) (part 2) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who (1996) - (part 1) (part 2) (info)******
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who (1996) - (part 1) (part 2) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who: An Unearthly Child - (complete) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who: The Robots of Death - (complete) (info)
• Mysterious Theater 337 - Doctor Who: Battlefield - (complete) (info)

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* - Has Mike Hagen highlights.
** - Unused script for the unrealized return of Bill Szany.
*** - This episode ended up having no host segments, here's the script for them.
**** - Includes a series of revisions that led up to the final script.
***** - Blank script with time codes only.
****** - These two use the same experiment, but have different scripts/jokes for performances at different cons.